Having lived in Canada for fifteen years
I have learned many things, and have had many fears
I have been to the farthest points both east and west
St. Johns and Vancouver Island both left me impressed
Both had many Tim Hortons which was a relief
As Tim Hortons is just as Canadian as the Maple Leaf
Speaking of Maple Leafs, thats Torontos hockey team
Hopefully they'll get training and become supreme
Niagra falls is a great place to relax
and while you are at it you can see people made of wax
The Rideau Canal is great to skate on all winter long
while eating cinnamon Beaver tails until dawn
Horseback riding through the warm summer heat
and camping in Temagami cannot be beat
While snowshoeing, skating and curling are great
Moose riding and racing I will do any date
While drinking maple syrup and playing lacross
and hiking up mountains just to see the peat moss
I discovered why Canada means so much to me
but then I forgot while wearing my touque because I saw the RCMP
They were riding towards me at an incredible pace
but then they just stopped to go watch a moose race
Did you know that "keener" is a Canadian word?
I realized that while at the great lakes, how absurd.
Oh now I remember why Canada the best place to be alive!
because we are all lumberjacks, living in igloos to survive
No I am just joking, Canada is the best place to stay
because no body notices when you say EH
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the next Margaret Atwood. fo shizzy
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